cursedcatimages:

derp-ology:

cursedcatimages:

a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

i will be awaiting your arrival

(Source: madkiller, via arcticcutie)

figmentof:

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

(via starboydjh)

(Source: theshitneyspears, via shieps)

acoustickub:

0kboy:

WTF? I’m a whore, you idiot…

(Source: hxhq, via bob-belcher)

reblogable-memes:

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

(Source: hotcheeto, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

vivienvalentino:

Mother! | Star Wars: The Last Jedi | Crash Pad

(via bob-belcher)

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

(via graip)

sixpenceee:

The horror art of Boris Grogh. 

(Source: sixpenceee, via sixpenceee)

superpagangirl:

Staff: we’re banning all adult content ESPECIALLY titties!!!

Also staff:

(via legallyblind2334)

island-delver-go:

(Source)

(via slckb0y)

vampireapologist:

simonalkenmayer:

meganphntmgrl:

robbstark:

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

@vampireapologist

Finally a man worth my time

(via ruinedchildhood)

sapphics:

theworstmelodies:

sapphics:

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

(Source: aquariuses, via bob-belcher)

its–5am:

(via madeofpuredestruction)

unclefather:

theproofisinthesloth:

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

(Source: twitter.com, via ruinedchildhood)